Read My Crap - The Seed Planters

"The Seed Planters" - another crazy dream by P.N. Neville. It was a world set in the not too distant future, things looked relatively the same and so did the people, but instead of moving from place to place or from city...
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Read My Crap - The Boneyard

The Boneyard - by P.N. Neville I was living in the hold house I once lived at back in 2002 on the corner of 8th South and 4th East in Salt Lake City.  Back then I lived with many friends, but this time it was just me, like...
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Read My Crap - There's a Dick on the Moon

Read My Crap - There's a Dick on the Moon

There's a Dick on the Moon - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I had a glimpse of the near future, an event that would change the lives of everyone of us, and for months there would be no war, no bloody conflict,...
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Read My Crap - Lath and Plastered

Lath and Plastered by P.N. Neville Lath and Plastered was our band, the 4 of us.  Kurt the drummer, Barnd, on bass, myself on guitar, and our singer, Lath.  Lath lived in an old auto garage, one of those old timey oil...
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Read My Crap - Adventures in the Jade Cave

Adventures in the Jade Cave It was a warm day, perfect weather for the lake I was hanging out at.  The lake was enclosed by large white cliffs that lead up to beautiful majestic mountains covered in green foliage.  The...
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Read My Crap - Amber

Amber Crazy long dreams that involved what felt like a whole different life time.  I had taken a trip to the UK by myself and the world had now changed to full on digital currency, there was no longer any physical money,...
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Read My Crap - Hell's Waiting Room

Hell’s Waiting Room Last night in my dreams I was taking a walk through Hell's waiting room.  I guess Hell is packed full these days, so now you have wait to get in, like some kind of nightmarish night club.  It was a...
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Read My Crap - The Great Splattering

The great splattering, an intense dream. It was the not so distant future and people were again recovering from years of another awful pandemic, this time much worse than the last, the Polomic Virus.  A new virus that...
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Read My Crap - Jade

Very powerful dreams, emotions a plenty, heart strings getting pulled hither and thither, tears of sadness, tears of joy, screaming anger, powerful love, extreme love making, murder, betrayal, and boobs, so many boobs of...
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Read My Crap - The Battle

Last night I battled great evil.  They invaded my space around 1:30AM, I could feel the presence of something uncomfortable.  I missed my window for sleep and so I was having a hard time getting any sleep.  It’s a shitty...
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Read My Crap - The Turd Burgler

Fun dreams last night, I was watching a cartoon version of myself, that old time Disney animation.  But for some reason I knew my name was, Timmy, I just knew it somehow.  It was my room he was in, but how it was a long long...
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Read My Crap - The Little Guys

The Little Guys - by P.N. Neville The little alien penguin guys are back for a visit in my dreams. I don't know if they're actually penguins or not, but they're like 3 feet tall and wear black suits that make them look...
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Read My Crap - Poor Choices - Ginger from Salina

Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville.  Today's Memory:  Ginger from Salina. There once was a little beer bar right off of main street in the little tiny town of Salina, Utah.  Being rural Utah, it was a strange...
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Read My Crap - Poor Choices - Hiking in JNCO's

Poor Choices, with your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory:  Hiking in JNCO's. This is a story I've rarely told, but If you know me, you know I love my JNCO jeans. I have since the 90's and I've always worn a pair or...
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Read My Crap - Poor Choices - Fun with Lego's!

Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory:  Fun with Lego's! It was long ago, back when I was a young innocent teenager.  I was beginning to experience those certain special feelings and urges that...
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Read My Crap - The Worst Music Festival Ever

The Worst Music Festival Ever - by P.N. Neville I pulled into the festival gate in my old 1998 Toyota 4Runner, my usual band equipment hauling machine for festivals and gigs of the like.  The man at the gate was rude and...
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Read My Crap - Space Service

Some new crazy dreams last night.  I was the captain of a Starship, but it wasn't Star Trek, it was called SPACE SERVICE.  The morons that run our Government couldn't come up with a better name, so we got stuck with that. ...
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Read My Crap - Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1

Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1 - by P.N. Neville


Last night I experienced the story of two super heroes. Hench-Man and Barnaby, his sidekick. They weren't good, nor were they evil, they were just assholes. They...
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Read My Crap - DreamMax

My name is Badge, officer Badge. “Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”, said the officer. “Badge?  What kind of stupid name for a cop is that?  What’s your first name Officer?”, said Duane from the front seat of his...
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Read My Crap - God's Soup Can

God's Soup Can - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I visited a strange world, it looked like the 1930’s depression era, but different.  It was a mix of that time and modern times, the people were hungry and dressed...
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Read My Crap - The Wizards of Old

The Wizards of Old - by P.N. Neville The warm breeze blew gently in through the triangular vent window of my 1966 Chevy K20, the familiar sound of the Quadrajet on the old 307 V8 hissing as I hit the gas pedal to climb up...
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Read My Crap - Sasq-Watchin'

Sasq-Watchin' - by P.N. Neville

An eerie silence filled the air as I slowly walked through the scattered remains of a dead forest, the trees that still stood upright were all white and black with char from some major...
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Read My Crap - The job

The Job - by P.N. Neville

There I was, sitting on a bench on the city streets sitting upright against the brick wall of a long abandoned building, it's crumbling bricks obscured by hundreds of old posters, fliers, and...
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Read My Crap - Celebrities!

I had this dream last night that all these celebrities were coming over to my house to stay. I didn't know what was going on, but they just kept showing up. I was trying to find places to put them all and I was getting...
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Read My Crap - The Tombs of Antuinoch

The wind blew cold against my face as I stepped down the little stairs of the bus into the outside world, I had come here as part of a tour group on our way to see some ancient ruins. We all congregated in a little group...
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Read My Crap - The Temple of Sennar

The Temple of Sennar There I was, slowly making my way up a trail on the side of a green hill, the air was fresh here, and I felt strong and confident, which showed in my large stride as I moved with...
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Read My Crap - Holy Rotters

I had dreams last night of a new horrifying new world, one where the Catholic Church had taken over the rule of the entire world. No one saw it coming, life was normal just as it is here in the real world with our...
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Read My Crap - The Scrivener

I became aware in a small dimly lit room, I was a short, stumpy, little man adorned in oily brown furs living in the shadows of a giant glimmering white castle, far back in some ancient time.  It was gloomy, dirty, and...
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Read my Crap - Future China

I was living outside of Toronto, Canada in a forested area with a few other folks. We all lived in vans, campers, or cars and had made a little camp of our own on a friends land out in the sticks. In this dream, I knew none...
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Read My Crap - The Great Adventure

Dream adventures like little short films in a row, some of which I've had before, others are different, some are different events taking place in the same dream city or landscape, others are completely new, some are like...
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