Read My Crap - Would You Like to Take a Survey?

So, there I was, slowly coming to in a strange room made of bright shining metal with dark windows in the walls. I could see my reflection in the dark glass, they were obviously the kind used to observe someone without...
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Read My Crap - Too Close Encounters For Comfort

I was thinking about the time when they found that strange metal monolith out in the desert of Southern Utah, before it was known “Art Installation” or whatever and it got me all fired up and hopeful for strange otherworldly...
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Read My Crap - The Hotel

I came to on what I felt was a rollercoaster, I was strapped into a seat with someone right beside me, it was an old man who wouldn't do anything else but sit there and blink. Then I realized that it was a movie theater and...
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Read My Crap - The Squirm Pit

The Squirm Pit - by Patrick N Neville I was standing in a grassy field near an old red barn. There was something I needed to do here, but I couldn't remember what it was. Then out of the trees came my sister who...
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Read My Crap - Red = Dead, No Redemption

Red = Dead, No Redemption - A horrifying dream world by P.N. Neville. There I was, standing in the living room of a house I lived in over twenty years ago, the place used to be a dump, but someone had fixed it up...
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Read My Crap - Porp

The celebration was to begin, time was short, and preparation had to be done! For we were on the eve of Porp, a new holiday that had been invented by my cousin Kelsey. It was a worldwide success and Kelsey enjoyed fame and...
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Read My Crap - Pharaoh Phlier

Pharaoh Phlier -by P.N. Neville I had this dream last night that I woke up in ancient Egypt. I was myself, with my current clothes on. I was in this grass hut laying on a little table, there was a few scraps of bread...
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Read My Crap - Cowboy World

Cowboy World - A dream state by P.N. Neville. I had serious dreams last night that I lived in a world where if you got in trouble at all, instead of giving you a fine or jail time, they'd send you to this shitty place...
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Read My Crap - The Transporters of old

I was back living the house I lived at in the year 2000, up on 6th south and 11th east in Salt Lake City, but it most certainly was not the same universe as we know. It was around the same time, as the TV shows and music I...
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Read My Crap - The Happy Place

When the world is going to hell.......go to the happy place. The Happy Place..........a pleasant journey. It's morning time, I've just woken up from a nice night of fine sleep. I can smell sage here. The light...
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Read My Crap - The Near Death Experience

Most of my stories are compiled from intense dreams I have and my experiences in other worlds and dimensions of thought, but not this one, this story is as real as it gets and it's the closest I've ever come to death in the...
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Read My Crap - The Intermension - A Death Western

The Intermension - A Death Western In my dreams last night, I was opening my own tavern, or remodeling an existing one into what I wanted it to be. It was called the “Adultrap”, because they said the ratio of rats to...
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Read my Crap - Future China

I was living outside of Toronto, Canada in a forested area with a few other folks. We all lived in vans, campers, or cars and had made a little camp of our own on a friends land out in the sticks. In this dream, I knew none...
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Read My Crap - Sasq-Watchin'

Sasq-Watchin' - by P.N. Neville

An eerie silence filled the air as I slowly walked through the scattered remains of a dead forest, the trees that still stood upright were all white and black with char from some major...
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Read My Crap - God's Soup Can

God's Soup Can - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I visited a strange world, it looked like the 1930’s depression era, but different. It was a mix of that time and modern times, the people were hungry and dressed...
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Read My Crap - Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1

Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1 - by P.N. Neville


Last night I experienced the story of two super heroes. Hench-Man and Barnaby, his sidekick. They weren't good, nor were they evil, they were just assholes. They...
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Read My Crap - Poor Choices - Hiking in JNCO's

Poor Choices, with your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory: Hiking in JNCO's. This is a story I've rarely told, but If you know me, you know I love my JNCO jeans. I have since the 90's and I've always worn a pair or...
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Read My Crap - Jade

Very powerful dreams, emotions a plenty, heart strings getting pulled hither and thither, tears of sadness, tears of joy, screaming anger, powerful love, extreme love making, murder, betrayal, and boobs, so many boobs of...
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Read My Crap - Cheap Beer and Undies

I had a memory. pop into my head this morning, something I hadn't thought about in a long time. Years ago, I used to just take off on the weekends and just drive. I would drive until I got tired of driving and then find a...
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Read My Crap - Holy Rotters

I had dreams last night of a new horrifying new world, one where the Catholic Church had taken over the rule of the entire world. No one saw it coming, life was normal just as it is here in the real world with our...
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Read My Crap - The job

The Job - by P.N. Neville

There I was, sitting on a bench on the city streets sitting upright against the brick wall of a long abandoned building, it's crumbling bricks obscured by hundreds of old posters, fliers, and...
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Read My Crap - The Wizards of Old

The Wizards of Old - by P.N. Neville The warm breeze blew gently in through the triangular vent window of my 1966 Chevy K20, the familiar sound of the Quadrajet on the old 307 V8 hissing as I hit the gas pedal to climb up...
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Read My Crap - Poor Choices - Ginger from Salina

Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory: Ginger from Salina. There once was a little beer bar right off of main street in the little tiny town of Salina, Utah. Being rural Utah, it was a strange...
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Read My Crap - Powerful Places

Last night in my dreams I traveled to an alternate universe and lived as myself in a completely different way. I was married to a beautiful woman named Olivia and we had a little girl, Isabella. Olivia was a tall slender...
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We Killed it Tonight!

I’m damn proud of my band tonight, we’ve gotten to a place that’s hard to reach, the place where you know your shit so well that you can just show up and play. Before tonight we hadn’t really practiced in a month. Between...
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Read My Crap - The Great Adventure

Dream adventures like little short films in a row, some of which I've had before, others are different, some are different events taking place in the same dream city or landscape, others are completely new, some are like...
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Read My Crap - The Worst Music Festival Ever

The Worst Music Festival Ever - by P.N. Neville I pulled into the festival gate in my old 1998 Toyota 4Runner, my usual band equipment hauling machine for festivals and gigs of the like. The man at the gate was rude and...
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Read My Crap - The Little Guys

The Little Guys - by P.N. Neville The little alien penguin guys are back for a visit in my dreams. I don't know if they're actually penguins or not, but they're like 3 feet tall and wear black suits that make them look...
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Read My Crap - Adventures in the Jade Cave

Adventures in the Jade Cave It was a warm day, perfect weather for the lake I was hanging out at. The lake was enclosed by large white cliffs that lead up to beautiful majestic mountains covered in green foliage. The...
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Read My Crap - The Battle

Last night I battled great evil. They invaded my space around 1:30AM, I could feel the presence of something uncomfortable. I missed my window for sleep and so I was having a hard time getting any sleep. It’s a shitty...
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