Balls Capone

"The Seed Planters" - another crazy dream by P.N. Neville. It was a world set in the not too distant future, things looked relatively the same and so did the people, but instead of moving from place to place or from city...

I was thinking about the time when they found that strange metal monolith out in the desert of Southern Utah, before it was known “Art Installation” or whatever and it got me all fired up and hopeful for strange otherworldly...

I came to on what I felt was a rollercoaster, I was strapped into a seat with someone right beside me, it was an old man who wouldn't do anything else but sit there and blink. Then I realized that it was a movie theater and...

The Squirm Pit - by Patrick N Neville I was standing in a grassy field near an old red barn. There was something I needed to do here, but I couldn't remember what it was. Then out of the trees came my sister who...

Red = Dead, No Redemption - A horrifying dream world by P.N. Neville. There I was, standing in the living room of a house I lived in over twenty years ago, the place used to be a dump, but someone had fixed it up...

The celebration was to begin, time was short, and preparation had to be done! For we were on the eve of Porp, a new holiday that had been invented by my cousin Kelsey. It was a worldwide success and Kelsey enjoyed fame and...

The Boneyard - by P.N. Neville I was living in the hold house I once lived at back in 2002 on the corner of 8th South and 4th East in Salt Lake City.  Back then I lived with many friends, but this time it was just me, like...

There's a Dick on the Moon - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I had a glimpse of the near future, an event that would change the lives of everyone of us, and for months there would be no war, no bloody conflict,...

Lath and Plastered by P.N. Neville Lath and Plastered was our band, the 4 of us.  Kurt the drummer, Barnd, on bass, myself on guitar, and our singer, Lath.  Lath lived in an old auto garage, one of those old timey oil...

Adventures in the Jade Cave It was a warm day, perfect weather for the lake I was hanging out at.  The lake was enclosed by large white cliffs that lead up to beautiful majestic mountains covered in green foliage.  The...

Amber Crazy long dreams that involved what felt like a whole different life time.  I had taken a trip to the UK by myself and the world had now changed to full on digital currency, there was no longer any physical money,...

Hell’s Waiting Room Last night in my dreams I was taking a walk through Hell's waiting room.  I guess Hell is packed full these days, so now you have wait to get in, like some kind of nightmarish night club.  It was a...

The great splattering, an intense dream. It was the not so distant future and people were again recovering from years of another awful pandemic, this time much worse than the last, the Polomic Virus.  A new virus that...

Very powerful dreams, emotions a plenty, heart strings getting pulled hither and thither, tears of sadness, tears of joy, screaming anger, powerful love, extreme love making, murder, betrayal, and boobs, so many boobs of...

I had dreams last night of a new horrifying new world, one where the Catholic Church had taken over the rule of the entire world. No one saw it coming, life was normal just as it is here in the real world with our...

The Job - by P.N. Neville

There I was, sitting on a bench on the city streets sitting upright against the brick wall of a long abandoned building, it's crumbling bricks obscured by hundreds of old posters, fliers, and...

The Wizards of Old - by P.N. Neville The warm breeze blew gently in through the triangular vent window of my 1966 Chevy K20, the familiar sound of the Quadrajet on the old 307 V8 hissing as I hit the gas pedal to climb up...

Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville.  Today's Memory:  Ginger from Salina. There once was a little beer bar right off of main street in the little tiny town of Salina, Utah.  Being rural Utah, it was a strange...

I was back living the house I lived at in the year 2000, up on 6th south and 11th east in Salt Lake City, but it most certainly was not the same universe as we know. It was around the same time, as the TV shows and music I...

When the world is going to hell.......go to the happy place. The Happy Place..........a pleasant journey. It's morning time, I've just woken up from a nice night of fine sleep. I can smell sage here. The light...

Most of my stories are compiled from intense dreams I have and my experiences in other worlds and dimensions of thought, but not this one, this story is as real as it gets and it's the closest I've ever come to death in the...

The Intermension - A Death Western In my dreams last night, I was opening my own tavern, or remodeling an existing one into what I wanted it to be. It was called the “Adultrap”, because they said the ratio of rats to...

I was living outside of Toronto, Canada in a forested area with a few other folks. We all lived in vans, campers, or cars and had made a little camp of our own on a friends land out in the sticks. In this dream, I knew none...

Sasq-Watchin' - by P.N. Neville

An eerie silence filled the air as I slowly walked through the scattered remains of a dead forest, the trees that still stood upright were all white and black with char from some major...

God's Soup Can - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I visited a strange world, it looked like the 1930’s depression era, but different.  It was a mix of that time and modern times, the people were hungry and dressed...

Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1 - by P.N. Neville


Last night I experienced the story of two super heroes. Hench-Man and Barnaby, his sidekick. They weren't good, nor were they evil, they were just assholes. They...

Poor Choices, with your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory:  Hiking in JNCO's. This is a story I've rarely told, but If you know me, you know I love my JNCO jeans. I have since the 90's and I've always worn a pair or...

It all started with me living in a small cabin out in the woods. It wasn't too far away from the city, as there was a paved road nearby, but far enough away that it was quiet and peaceful. The cabin was old and dusty, the...

ClockLocker® - "A great place to keep your time!" I was walking down a street in a strange town, an unfamiliar place, but it looked more like a movie set than a real town, like something out of a 1960's TV show....

Crazy dreams, an intense adventure of danger, kidnappers, dark basements, and strange really angry lego men. It started out in my home town of Centerville, but as normal, my dream version is always a bit different....