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Read My Crap - Hell's Waiting Room
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Hell’s Waiting Room
Last night in my dreams I was taking a walk through Hell's waiting room. I guess Hell is packed full these days, so now you have wait to get in, like some kind of nightmarish night club. It was a...
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Read My Crap - Lath and Plastered
Lath and Plastered by P.N. Neville
Lath and Plastered was our band, the 4 of us. Kurt the drummer, Barnd, on bass, myself on guitar, and our singer, Lath. Lath lived in an old auto garage, one of those old timey oil...
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Read My Crap - The Geldmar Encounter
Had a dream last night that an alien species finally landed on our planet and made contact with us. They were a slender species called the Geldmar with strangely pale skin, but looked very close in features to humans. They...
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Read My Crap - The Visitor
Weird, I'm just sitting here working away as usual when suddenly I'm hit with the strong aroma of womens perfume. There isn't anyone else here. But, strangely enough I don't exactly actually smell it, it's like the memory...
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Read My Crap - The Unhappy Place
Out of a murky puddle filled with an uncomfortable buzzing comes, The Unhappy Place.
It is a foul uncomfortable place, but for some reason, it gives me some kind of sick uncomfortable pleasure to be there, possibly...
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Read My Crap - Anti-Water
I was a worker at a dam, a giant dam in a huge canyon filled with dark black rock. The dam itself was made of a grey cement and probably more than a mile high, absolutely huge, the kind of big that just gives you that...
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Read My Crap - The Lair of Larraby
Last night in my dreams I had been kidnapped from this fun music festival I was hanging out at. I was in line to get a yumma vodka infused lime snowcone when I was taken by 3 men, they threw a burlap sack over my head and...
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Read My Crap - The Scrivener
I became aware in a small dimly lit room, I was a short, stumpy, little man adorned in oily brown furs living in the shadows of a giant glimmering white castle, far back in some ancient time. It was gloomy, dirty, and muddy....
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Read My Crap - Celebrities!
I had this dream last night that all these celebrities were coming over to my house to stay. I didn't know what was going on, but they just kept showing up. I was trying to find places to put them all and I was getting...
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Read My Crap - Poor Choices - Fun with Lego's!
Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville.
Today's Memory: Fun with Lego's!
It was long ago, back when I was a young innocent teenager. I was beginning to experience those certain special feelings and urges that...
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Read My Crap - The Turd Burgler
Fun dreams last night, I was watching a cartoon version of myself, that old time Disney animation. But for some reason I knew my name was, Timmy, I just knew it somehow. It was my room he was in, but how it was a long long...
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Read My Crap - Amber
Amber
Crazy long dreams that involved what felt like a whole different life time. I had taken a trip to the UK by myself and the world had now changed to full on digital currency, there was no longer any physical money,...
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Read My Crap - Your Darkness
It all started with me living in a small cabin out in the woods. It wasn't too far away from the city, as there was a paved road nearby, but far enough away that it was quiet and peaceful. The cabin was old and dusty, the...
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Read My Crap - ClockLocker® - "A great place to keep your time!"
ClockLocker® - "A great place to keep your time!"
I was walking down a street in a strange town, an unfamiliar place, but it looked more like a movie set than a real town, like something out of a 1960's TV show....
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Read My Crap - Charlie
Crazy dreams, an intense adventure of danger, kidnappers, dark basements, and strange really angry lego men.
It started out in my home town of Centerville, but as normal, my dream version is always a bit different....
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Read My Crap - The Pensioner
A strange, yet exciting adventure!
In my dreams last night I went to this strange future party. I drove a bright orange jeep with no top on it, a strange vehicle for one of my dreams, as I've never driven a topless...
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Read My Crap - The Tombs of Antuinoch
The wind blew cold against my face as I stepped down the little stairs of the bus into the outside world, I had come here as part of a tour group on our way to see some ancient ruins. We all congregated in a little group...
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Read My Crap - The Temple of Sennar
The Temple of Sennar
There I was, slowly making my way up a trail on the side of a green hill, the air was fresh here, and I felt strong and confident, which showed in my large stride as I moved with...
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Read My Crap - DreamMax
My name is Badge, officer Badge.
“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”, said the officer.
“Badge? What kind of stupid name for a cop is that? What’s your first name Officer?”, said Duane from the front seat of his...
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Read My Crap - Space Service
Some new crazy dreams last night. I was the captain of a Starship, but it wasn't Star Trek, it was called SPACE SERVICE. The morons that run our Government couldn't come up with a better name, so we got stuck with that. ...
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Read My Crap - The Great Splattering
The great splattering, an intense dream.
It was the not so distant future and people were again recovering from years of another awful pandemic, this time much worse than the last, the Polomic Virus. A new virus that...
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Read My Crap - The Boneyard
The Boneyard - by P.N. Neville
I was living in the hold house I once lived at back in 2002 on the corner of 8th South and 4th East in Salt Lake City. Back then I lived with many friends, but this time it was just me, like...
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Read My Crap - There's a Dick on the Moon
There's a Dick on the Moon - by P.N. Neville
In my dreams last night I had a glimpse of the near future, an event that would change the lives of everyone of us, and for months there would be no war, no bloody conflict,...
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Read My Crap - The Seed Planters
"The Seed Planters" - another crazy dream by P.N. Neville.
It was a world set in the not too distant future, things looked relatively the same and so did the people, but instead of moving from place to place or from city...
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