Balls Capone

Fun dreams last night, I was watching a cartoon version of myself, that old time Disney animation.  But for some reason I knew my name was, Timmy, I just knew it somehow.  It was my room he was in, but how it was a long long...

The Little Guys - by P.N. Neville The little alien penguin guys are back for a visit in my dreams. I don't know if they're actually penguins or not, but they're like 3 feet tall and wear black suits that make them look...

Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville.  Today's Memory:  Ginger from Salina. There once was a little beer bar right off of main street in the little tiny town of Salina, Utah.  Being rural Utah, it was a strange...

Poor Choices, with your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory:  Hiking in JNCO's. This is a story I've rarely told, but If you know me, you know I love my JNCO jeans. I have since the 90's and I've always worn a pair or...

Poor Choices - With your host, Patrick Neville. Today's Memory:  Fun with Lego's! It was long ago, back when I was a young innocent teenager.  I was beginning to experience those certain special feelings and urges that...

The Worst Music Festival Ever - by P.N. Neville I pulled into the festival gate in my old 1998 Toyota 4Runner, my usual band equipment hauling machine for festivals and gigs of the like.  The man at the gate was rude and...

Some new crazy dreams last night.  I was the captain of a Starship, but it wasn't Star Trek, it was called SPACE SERVICE.  The morons that run our Government couldn't come up with a better name, so we got stuck with that. ...

Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1 - by P.N. Neville


Last night I experienced the story of two super heroes. Hench-Man and Barnaby, his sidekick. They weren't good, nor were they evil, they were just assholes. They...

My name is Badge, officer Badge. “Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”, said the officer. “Badge?  What kind of stupid name for a cop is that?  What’s your first name Officer?”, said Duane from the front seat of his...

God's Soup Can - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I visited a strange world, it looked like the 1930’s depression era, but different.  It was a mix of that time and modern times, the people were hungry and dressed...