Read My Crap - The Worst Music Festival Ever

The Worst Music Festival Ever - by P.N. Neville I pulled into the festival gate in my old 1998 Toyota 4Runner, my usual band equipment hauling machine for festivals and gigs of the like.  The man at the gate was rude and...
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Read My Crap - Space Service

Some new crazy dreams last night.  I was the captain of a Starship, but it wasn't Star Trek, it was called SPACE SERVICE.  The morons that run our Government couldn't come up with a better name, so we got stuck with that. ...
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Read My Crap - Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1

Hench-Man and Barnaby - Episode 1 - by P.N. Neville


Last night I experienced the story of two super heroes. Hench-Man and Barnaby, his sidekick. They weren't good, nor were they evil, they were just assholes. They...
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Read My Crap - DreamMax

My name is Badge, officer Badge. “Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”, said the officer. “Badge?  What kind of stupid name for a cop is that?  What’s your first name Officer?”, said Duane from the front seat of his...
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Read My Crap - God's Soup Can

God's Soup Can - by P.N. Neville In my dreams last night I visited a strange world, it looked like the 1930’s depression era, but different.  It was a mix of that time and modern times, the people were hungry and dressed...
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Read My Crap - The Wizards of Old

The Wizards of Old - by P.N. Neville The warm breeze blew gently in through the triangular vent window of my 1966 Chevy K20, the familiar sound of the Quadrajet on the old 307 V8 hissing as I hit the gas pedal to climb up...
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Read My Crap - Sasq-Watchin'

Sasq-Watchin' - by P.N. Neville

An eerie silence filled the air as I slowly walked through the scattered remains of a dead forest, the trees that still stood upright were all white and black with char from some major...
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Read My Crap - The job

The Job - by P.N. Neville

There I was, sitting on a bench on the city streets sitting upright against the brick wall of a long abandoned building, it's crumbling bricks obscured by hundreds of old posters, fliers, and...
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Read My Crap - Celebrities!

I had this dream last night that all these celebrities were coming over to my house to stay. I didn't know what was going on, but they just kept showing up. I was trying to find places to put them all and I was getting...
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Read My Crap - The Tombs of Antuinoch

The wind blew cold against my face as I stepped down the little stairs of the bus into the outside world, I had come here as part of a tour group on our way to see some ancient ruins. We all congregated in a little group...
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