Read My Crap - The Lair of Larraby

Last night in my dreams I had been kidnapped from this fun music festival I was hanging out at. I was in line to get a yumma vodka infused lime snowcone when I was taken by 3 men, they threw a burlap sack over my head and...
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Read My Crap - Anti-Water

I was a worker at a dam, a giant dam in a huge canyon filled with dark black rock. The dam itself was made of a grey cement and probably more than a mile high, absolutely huge, the kind of big that just gives you that...
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Read My Crap - The Near Death Experience

Most of my stories are compiled from intense dreams I have and my experiences in other worlds and dimensions of thought, but not this one, this story is as real as it gets and it's the closest I've ever come to death in the...
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Read My Crap - The Pensioner

A strange, yet exciting adventure! In my dreams last night I went to this strange future party. I drove a bright orange jeep with no top on it, a strange vehicle for one of my dreams, as I've never driven a topless...
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Read My Crap - Too Close Encounters For Comfort

I was thinking about the time when they found that strange metal monolith out in the desert of Southern Utah, before it was known “Art Installation” or whatever and it got me all fired up and hopeful for strange otherworldly...
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Read My Crap - The Happy Place

When the world is going to hell.......go to the happy place. The Happy Place..........a pleasant journey. It's morning time, I've just woken up from a nice night of fine sleep. I can smell sage here. The light...
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Read My Crap - The Unhappy Place

Out of a murky puddle filled with an uncomfortable buzzing comes, The Unhappy Place. It is a foul uncomfortable place, but for some reason, it gives me some kind of sick uncomfortable pleasure to be there, possibly...
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Read My Crap - The Transporters of old

I was back living the house I lived at in the year 2000, up on 6th south and 11th east in Salt Lake City, but it most certainly was not the same universe as we know. It was around the same time, as the TV shows and music I...
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Read My Crap - Your Darkness

It all started with me living in a small cabin out in the woods. It wasn't too far away from the city, as there was a paved road nearby, but far enough away that it was quiet and peaceful. The cabin was old and dusty, the...
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Read My Crap - ClockLocker® - "A great place to keep your time!"

ClockLocker® - "A great place to keep your time!" I was walking down a street in a strange town, an unfamiliar place, but it looked more like a movie set than a real town, like something out of a 1960's TV show....
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